Alcopop

Isn't that a great word, Alcopop! Alcopops are a variety of alcoholic beverage that comes premixed with a variety of other ingredients to enhance taste or whatever.

Some beverages in this category include the Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, and the recently notorious Four Loco Energy Drink.

My favorite in this category is Sparks. On the label, it plainly tells all who will imbibe in this fine beverage that it contains Yellow Number Five.

Thank God, that old Yellow #4 is just vile.