Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Redneck Detailing

Yesterday, I saw a Dodge Caravan painted in a camouflage motif with Louisiana plates. I would love to hear this half of a conversation in front of a judge...

Yes your honor, I hit the Dodge.

Yes your honor it was parked.

No it wasn't moving at all.

No your honor I didn't see it.

Wasn't that the general idea behind a camo paint job?

Sure, that line of reasoning wouldn't work since the van was at the hospital, but still, wouldn't it be great!

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