At one of the bars I managed, there was a bartender whose girlfriend was nicknamed "Rambo," and she liked the nickname. When they faught, she was definitely Rambo to his wannabe VC.
One day, she was particularly angry with him. While he was at work, the took his clothes from the closet, used scissors to cut out the crotch out of every pair of pants, piled it all onto the middle of their bed, and set the whole thing on fire.
When the Fire Department came and put it out, the bartender looked at them and asked, "Have you ever seen anything like this before?"
They just nodded because they had.
Man, I love my wife!
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