Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Because You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Today, I received a letter at the church from the local Chamber of Commerce asking for contributions to help pay for the Chamber's Nativity scene that was put on the city square.

As I read about the wonderful benefits of the Nativity scene, one of these benefits is that it is metal with a powder coat finish, so it is durable and if damaged, can be fixed in a jiffy. The head of the Chamber even noted this on the letter she sent out. I paraphrase what she said:

As many of you know, one of the sections of the nativity was damaged when it was hit by a car. But the section was able to be fixed within a couple of hours.

So with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy:

If you got a DUI for hitting the Chamber of Commerce Nativity Scene... you might be a redneck.

Happy New Year everyone! If you're going out, drive safe.

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